I want to be dead

I am growing bored of this life

I want to be dead

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 8, 2021

Flag

Get the I want to be dead mug.

Dead Man’s Promise

When it’s time to die, you fulfill the Dead Man’s Promise.

Hey what happened to gramps?

He fulfilled the Dead Man’s Promise last week.

Does that mean I get to keep his life savings

by DeadManDeadManWhereDidYouGo? April 4, 2021

Flag

Get the Dead Man’s Promise mug.

A Dead Man's Truce occurs when a person gets both of their arms torn off; with one arm being shoved down the now armless person's throat and the other arm shoved up that same person's rectum. Both detached appendages are shoved so far into each orifice that they meet in the middle for a handshake just before the person's light leaves their body.

Whoa! Bryce got his arms torn right off and humiliated with a Dead Man's Truce. He's not going to live through that.

by Chef's Kiss June 8, 2021

Flag

Get the Dead Man's Truce mug.

dead man walking

a person who has seen & experienced many harsh things & situations, causing them to be resilient & appear emotionally numb, anhedonic, & expressionless, resembling someone who is dead

also used to described a person who has faced death but refuses to die

yo have you seen thomas after that car accident happened he’s like a dead man walking

my doctor told my family i wasn't supposed to wake up from my coma, im a dead man walking

by johnblay7756 May 31, 2023

Flag

Get the dead man walking mug.

im fucking dead

It is used when a funny meme is posted on discord but you cant stop laughing to it, these memes are generally offensive or low quality to get a rare "im fucking dead" reply.

Jack : *posts a meme*
Micheal : im fucking dead 💀

by IAtePeople June 30, 2023

Flag