the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.
David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
by i.hate.guners July 07, 2019
David a person that never wants to take his car out , goes to church on sundays “ ill see wusup” means ( he’s not showing up ) . Has a little bit of dj caution vibes to him
by Cpteee November 23, 2021
Es un hombre muy guapo y atractivo. Es un agarrado y pocas veces comparte su dinero, pero aún así es un encanto y tiene a todo el mundo a sus pies.
by Ascian November 21, 2021
a david is a person who likes to sniff the male’s ballsacks. a david is a person who sniffs so hard that he can take all of the earth’s oxygen.
by dracula100 May 20, 2023
David is the cutest man alive. He got that 8 inch dick, and his body count is 1500+. Don't ask how I know that though...
Girl: You know David?
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen
by sleepy 🙈 January 06, 2023
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