rice college

rice college is a borinnngggg school with borrinnnggggg teachers but overall you make great friends and enjoy it

i hate rice college but i have loads of friends

by anonimus ~and i oop- June 23, 2019

gilson college

a really boring school who hires stupid indians who dont know anythung and has the worst education like how do i pay7k for trash schooling wth i can get better from rats

umm i go to gilson college
wtf ur poor ash ps (i HATE HATE HATE HATE miss pavaday, apopie, dr hudson, ackland, dat ngyuen, rayelene whale devlin, stupid indian year 12 and just SCREW GILSON WHY DO I SPEND SO UCH MONEY AND CANT HAVE DEB OR FORMAL OR EVEN YEAR BOOK QUOTES AM I LIKE WITH THE TALIBAN I HATE THIS SCHOOL SO MUCH

by i hate maureen pavaday February 14, 2024

tuakau college

A den of people who are absolute shitheads including but not limited too: people who bring illicit substances to school to act cool, people who can't end a sentence without saying something controversial or generally condemned, people who think they're "gangsta" because they're one of "da boys" and go around being hooligans and disrupting actual learning, etc.

guy 1: dude that kid from tuakau college thinks he's cool
guy 2: i know right just do your work and maybe you won't end up working at mcdonalds
tuakau college kid: ah gee ah, were you just talking shit to me ah, you betta shut it or I'll fuck you up ah gee. working at

mcdonalds is gas ah, don't disrespect the bro's at mcd gee.

by mr. wanks on the couch at camp November 28, 2023

College

A place where you eat once in two days so at the end of your night you can get drunk off of two beers. You do this, of course, to forget how broke you are / will continue to be.

Hey man, I just got back from college!

Word, you look like a POW from Vietnam

by SwanginDanglinThang November 3, 2020

Berwick Secondary College

A "high school" in Victoria's south east better described as a CIA black site, whether its kids committing grand theft auto or pedophilic teachers putting cameras up girls skirts this school is truly the deepest part of hell, may god bless anyone who dares go to Berwick Secondary College as they endure teachers putting kids in headlocks, vape dealers around every corner or the stupid fucking builders who built this school on a steep ass hill.

"I hear theres a bunch of pedophiles at berwick secondary college, i would never send my kids there."

by vapeshitter67 November 23, 2025

the college effect

waking up in the morning and realising your bed is a very comfortable place that you do not want to leave. generally occurs 1 - 2 months of starting college

chick: why werent you here this morning?
dude: ahh, the college effect strikes again.

by ZEDEDED October 19, 2010

College Gyal

How yuh could not love a college gyal, them cuc gyal , Georges gyal and st .joseph gyal will have you on hold.

U see tha college gyal walking dey lemme get she number nah

by Multi colour Keem November 19, 2023