n:
1. the state a man's penis enters when either the environment gets too cold for its liking, or theres an unnattractive woman in its midst. During this time, the penis will become shorter than usual, resembling a tree stump
2. When the penis secedes from its union with the vagina
1. the state a man's penis enters when either the environment gets too cold for its liking, or theres an unnattractive woman in its midst. During this time, the penis will become shorter than usual, resembling a tree stump
2. When the penis secedes from its union with the vagina
a.) Some Guy: gawd its cold here, im getting a reverse-boner...
b.) Some Guy: Dude, i was holding hands with my girlfriend, and getting "You-know-who" (his penis) ready for "you-know-what" (blowjob), but some ugly hoe came along and gave me a reverse-boner!
c.)Some Girl: i was having sex with my bf, but when he was about to stick it in, he had a reverse boner...
b.) Some Guy: Dude, i was holding hands with my girlfriend, and getting "You-know-who" (his penis) ready for "you-know-what" (blowjob), but some ugly hoe came along and gave me a reverse-boner!
c.)Some Girl: i was having sex with my bf, but when he was about to stick it in, he had a reverse boner...
by BoredVirginBoy May 3, 2009
Get the Reverse-Bonermug. When one is not in the ideal place or time to jerk off, and an erection occurs, the use of this technique is useful in getting rid of said boner. to implement the cold boner method, simply give your dick the cold shoulder by not thinking about it.
Guy 1: broooooo bro dude the other day, i was in math right? well this girls thong was escaping from her pants like her jeans were alcatraz. i couldnt look away and the boner soon followed. so instead of focusing on her luscious ass, or math, i focused on the tiles in the ceiling. my boner was gone in like two minutes.
Guy 2: yet another success for the cold boner technique
Guy 2: yet another success for the cold boner technique
by Dr. Cobra cook March 17, 2010
Get the Cold bonermug. a boner mindcrafted on mindcraft and it is huge and has a smiley face on the head of the boner and it's huge.
Sean: Hey yo Tyler, can i touch your mindcraft boner?
Tyler: Sure anytime man, can i grab yours?
Sean: Yea! Aslong as were doing it at the same time.
Tyler: Sure anytime man, can i grab yours?
Sean: Yea! Aslong as were doing it at the same time.
by Klayton Tucker September 24, 2011
Get the MindCraft Bonermug. An erect penis that resembles the letter "T"
She sucked my T-boner last night it felt great when I nutted in her mouth. She swallowed the goop, I should've taken a picture of it but she kept sucking my T-boner after the finale.
by meat T-bone stake April 6, 2010
Get the T-bonermug. by mykitcheniscold May 10, 2004
Get the girl bonermug. Is a hot/warm wrinly penis as soon as you get out of the shower. It HAS to be LIMP to be a shower boner!
by Ryan from Ohio December 29, 2005
Get the shower bonermug. A medical phenomenon where a newborn infant achieves an erection while passing through the birth canal. The sensation that the infant experiences when his erection comes into contact with his mother's vulva may sometimes cause small amounts of ejaculation. This ejaculate will either shoot onto the delivering doctor's face (see: bukkake), or will enter the mother's vaginal opening. In the instance of the latter, the mother may become pregnant with her newborn son's semen. The resulting child will be the product of the Boner Baby's. Because Boner Baby Syndrome (BBS) is a hereditary trait, the cycle may continue indefinitely.
Consequently, those born with a hermaphroditic condition (also known as Ensignitis) may also be capable of BBS.
Lawmakers and moral philosophers have argued for decades over whether or not the sexual contact between a mother and her newborn son is considered consensual or rape.
Consequently, those born with a hermaphroditic condition (also known as Ensignitis) may also be capable of BBS.
Lawmakers and moral philosophers have argued for decades over whether or not the sexual contact between a mother and her newborn son is considered consensual or rape.
"Because Lutz was born a Boner Baby, his younger brother was also his son. His life was wracked with confusion. This (and, of course, myriad other reasons) prevented him from losing his virginity until he was 46."
"Dana was alarmed to learn that, after a long and difficult labor process, that she was impregnated again by her own son Loh. However, she describes the sensation as 'the most AEPhantastic orgasm I've ever experienced'."
"Ensign I fucking hate you, you hermaphrodite"
"Dana was alarmed to learn that, after a long and difficult labor process, that she was impregnated again by her own son Loh. However, she describes the sensation as 'the most AEPhantastic orgasm I've ever experienced'."
"Ensign I fucking hate you, you hermaphrodite"
by Pastel Redd March 9, 2012
Get the Boner Babymug.