n:
1. the state a man's penis enters when either the environment gets too cold for its liking, or theres an unnattractive woman in its midst. During this time, the penis will become shorter than usual, resembling a tree stump
2. When the penis secedes from its union with the vagina
1. the state a man's penis enters when either the environment gets too cold for its liking, or theres an unnattractive woman in its midst. During this time, the penis will become shorter than usual, resembling a tree stump
2. When the penis secedes from its union with the vagina
a.) Some Guy: gawd its cold here, im getting a reverse-boner...
b.) Some Guy: Dude, i was holding hands with my girlfriend, and getting "You-know-who" (his penis) ready for "you-know-what" (blowjob), but some ugly hoe came along and gave me a reverse-boner!
c.)Some Girl: i was having sex with my bf, but when he was about to stick it in, he had a reverse boner...
b.) Some Guy: Dude, i was holding hands with my girlfriend, and getting "You-know-who" (his penis) ready for "you-know-what" (blowjob), but some ugly hoe came along and gave me a reverse-boner!
c.)Some Girl: i was having sex with my bf, but when he was about to stick it in, he had a reverse boner...
by BoredVirginBoy May 03, 2009
When one is not in the ideal place or time to jerk off, and an erection occurs, the use of this technique is useful in getting rid of said boner. to implement the cold boner method, simply give your dick the cold shoulder by not thinking about it.
Guy 1: broooooo bro dude the other day, i was in math right? well this girls thong was escaping from her pants like her jeans were alcatraz. i couldnt look away and the boner soon followed. so instead of focusing on her luscious ass, or math, i focused on the tiles in the ceiling. my boner was gone in like two minutes.
Guy 2: yet another success for the cold boner technique
Guy 2: yet another success for the cold boner technique
by Dr. Cobra cook March 17, 2010
a boner mindcrafted on mindcraft and it is huge and has a smiley face on the head of the boner and it's huge.
Sean: Hey yo Tyler, can i touch your mindcraft boner?
Tyler: Sure anytime man, can i grab yours?
Sean: Yea! Aslong as were doing it at the same time.
Tyler: Sure anytime man, can i grab yours?
Sean: Yea! Aslong as were doing it at the same time.
by Klayton Tucker May 25, 2011
An erect penis that resembles the letter "T"
She sucked my T-boner last night it felt great when I nutted in her mouth. She swallowed the goop, I should've taken a picture of it but she kept sucking my T-boner after the finale.
by meat T-bone stake April 06, 2010
by mykitcheniscold May 11, 2004
Is a hot/warm wrinly penis as soon as you get out of the shower. It HAS to be LIMP to be a shower boner!
by Ryan from Ohio December 29, 2005
the biggest pussy/fag you will ever meet, 100% of the time referring to persons named Kaden Costello
by Justguythings March 11, 2017