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Stormy pissy asshole

For all the toxic fucking assholes on the internet
"Can you believe *this guy*?"

"Stop fucking yapping you immature Stormy pissy asshole"
Stormy pissy asshole by Skull47 January 3, 2026

Half an asshole

Someone who's only half an asshole. The other half is smart fat batman who's lazy and gym rat iron man who likes going to the gym to get buff. Basically, lean chonky or buff with a small to medium belly is peak male performance. The small to medium belly acts as a calorie surplus reserve to build extra muscle and added raw strength.
Half an asshole can survive a famine, yes be healthy enough to make it to 65. Half an asshole.

Ripping an asshole

When you are squatting and you here a rip. It’s not the pants. It’s opening a second asshole that radiates
Did you here Gio rip his pants? It wasn’t his pants. He was ripping an asshole
Ripping an asshole by Jewkum May 14, 2026

licks my asshole like a cat

friend says something that is logically correct or superior to what you previously said, so you reply with "licks my asshole like a cat" as if youre saying "whatever bro"
"youre not fat anon!", anon says: "licks my asshole like a cat"

Right in the middle of the asshole bitch 

Phrase used when someone kicks his asshole.
(She falls and kicks his ass) Right in the middle of the asshole bitch!

Stop rigging the votes you asshole 

I’m talking to the UD Jews
Stop rigging the votes you asshole