An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much less interesting or boring corresponding story. (Note: The story will be much longer than you could ever imagine or want)
Person: Last summer I went to Thailand and rode on an elephant.
One Downer: Last summer I rode my horse in my backyard while my brother watched. My brother also rode the horse. then we went inside my house and had a sandwich.
One Downer: Last summer I rode my horse in my backyard while my brother watched. My brother also rode the horse. then we went inside my house and had a sandwich.
by Beatreese October 11, 2009
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Man Miss Nicki gave me an F cuz I didnt label all the parts of an apple on the test! Shes a really The Evil One!
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Person 1: Hey dude I just had an orgy
Person 2: How many girls where there?
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Person 1: It was just me It was an orgy for one
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