by Arioch1723 September 06, 2006
To have very poor aim. This hyperbolic term is usually used to denote poor marksmanship or to have very poor aim in certain activities that involve throwing something(such as certain sports).
1. While we were out hunting, Mitch was a very poor shot and couldn't even hit the broad side of a barn, and so when he ran out of ammo, he ultimately got Roy Horn'ed by the deer he kept trying to shoot dead.
2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!
Mark H. On Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
2. Damn, Mark is such a mark-ass pitcher! He can't even hit the broad side of a barn, let alone strike anyone out. His pitches make even Rafael Palmeiro's erectile dysfunction reach out for a glorious grand slam!
Mark H. On Urban Dictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H March 02, 2005
An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.
by Abbykadabra April 17, 2015
When a person is so (ugly) or has alot of marks on their face that their face looks like they got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels.......the hot nickels would leave disfiguring marks.
Yo man, she's so (ugly) that her face looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels
His acne left his face so effed up that he looks like he got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels
His acne left his face so effed up that he looks like he got hit in the face with a bag of hot nickels
by JERSEY BOY 70 June 15, 2016
Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.
"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"
"Thats CRAZY!"
by S.money November 20, 2015
A phrase commonly used when readying for an epic night of soaking up dance culture. Implies that one will be partying particularly vigorously at various venues.
Jack: "So, are you going to party in town tonight Joe?"
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."
Joe "For sure. I'll be hitting the clubs like a baby seal."
by byrdfl3w January 25, 2011
When a person of one gender has sexual intercourse with a person of the same gender making them a homosexual and then fall asleep immediately after the act.
Tom: "let's Play gay and hit the hay, it will be our little secret"
Bob: "I will Play gay but I'm gone after that"
Bob: "I will Play gay but I'm gone after that"
by Kurses June 10, 2020