Luca

"Fucking Hobbit"

-"You see that shit over there? "
-"No, where the fuck is it?"
-"Exactly, it's too short to be seen, its called Luca"

by luquisha Banbiboba January 29, 2020

Luca

Luca is an awesome Minecraft PVPer but is gay. He loves brad and only simps for one girl, Pokimane. He is also very unattractive and has a small penis. The guy sexually identifies as a Minecraft PVP god. If you want to talk to him you must say Mr.Better than me. He loves the word poggers to.

Luca is fucking gay.

by Pooooooooppppyyy October 29, 2020

lucas

he is the most sext ass boy you will ever meet every boy and girl just wants to masterbate to him if you ever meet one just fuck him hard and lick his big penis and ball sacks

me: is that lucas ive always wanted to have sex with him

by tingly chair 1993 November 29, 2021

Lucas

Lucas is a great guy. He always smells like a caramel latte, and looks like a caramel latte too! He makes "deez nuts" jokes VERY often. He has a metal water bottle and uses a laptop bag. He usually wears a jumper and a blazer on top. He has black glasses with green rims, and always wears a mask.

Person 1: Oi mate, You heard of that c*nt Lucas?
Person 2: Heck yeah mate, Lucas is a f*ckin god.

by JoeytheJoey September 12, 2022

Lucas

broccoli

Lucas=broccoli

by Usemydefinitionwithfriends February 14, 2022

Luca

Men who tend to have crushes on coins (specifically pennies).

Yo I'm lowkey a Luca now
I'm in love with a girl named penny

by Fintaara April 26, 2022

Lucas

A little bitch who will run back to you after 6 months but when u acc get feelings again he dates your ex bestfriend that you hate but a couple of weeks ago he said he loved you

Girl 1-Lucas is a bitch
Boy 1-ikr he can’t kick a ball even if he’s got 5 legs

by -HJD December 15, 2019