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Jacob Dumb

She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself

Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself

Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name

Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game

She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
by Death Menace August 7, 2022
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jacobitis

To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough
Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs
by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018
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jacob

gay fucking bitch who acts confident but hates their own guts
"oh wow it's jacob"
"that one emo kid that hides being his hair?"
"yes that one."
by aarbjj June 24, 2021
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Jacob Nigtorius

A black version of Jacob Sartorius, still just as repulsive.
"EWW! Lisa, look at that disgusting pig Jacob Nigtorius."
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
"Lets get the fuck out of here Lisa!"
by Sauceboy42069666 October 24, 2018
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Jacob

a gay kid that had no brain. He appears famously as the Cinimon Stick on the apple jacks cerial box
by shayphlex January 5, 2022
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jacob kooba rafacz

a fire headed ginger, who burns burns people. He was the original FHD disease and lots of kids make fun of him and beat him up at school.
Jacob Kooba Rafacz gets beet up on Jan 20 every year on national kick a ginger day.
by Tmar the savage May 8, 2016
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Jacob Sclitorous

A derogatory term for Jacob Sartorius (a little boy who got famous on vine and musical.ly. Has no eyebrows and sings stupid songs. Most popularly known for his single "sweatshirt".)
That Jacob Sclitorous must not have any talent at all.
by LaserImouto March 15, 2023
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