Corporate-Cuck-Fuck

An ass-pull / sad-excuse for mega corporation to connect with today’s world

Pride month is just a corporate-cuck-fuck excuse for a company to target the LGBTQ+ community

by Randythefeltedface December 6, 2023

fuck a luke day

National: Fuck a Luke day, celebrate with luke on this fun day 😏

“luke it’s time”
“let’s go”

i cannot wait for fuck a luke day

by fatcockbaby December 18, 2023

Fuck Pickle Day

Annual Fuck Pickle Day occurs on the 2nd of May. Fuck Pickle.

Issac: Hey why did your parents name you Layne?

Layne: I don't know but its may 2nd so happy Fuck Pickle Day

by Lilpeeboy May 2, 2021

Baby Fuck

When two small children that are going through puberty decide to fuck.

When watching a ROM COM and one of the kids says I could go for a baby fuck right now.

by CalystaMulan December 17, 2016

Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa

Something out of pocket your friend says to you

My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*

by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023

Not here to fuck spiders

“Fuck Spiders” Originally refers to (during boredom) putting all finger tips together and bouncing palms in and out. Which can look like two spiders fucking.

“Are we getting the job done?”

“Yeah, we’re not here to fuck spiders”

by URBAN155 July 18, 2022

oops fuck

oops fuck just means you fucked up, probably moderately bad.

Oops fuck i just tripped over my dog.

by autis fish January 26, 2022