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AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
by TimeTickler July 15, 2023
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Fat Fuck

A Fat Fuck is a sorry loser who is fat, they are just someone waiting to eat and do nothing else but eat. A person who is usually a Fat Fuck is named Tyler, this person would continually get dunked on.. this person is also commonly referred to as a (Butterty) there name is Butterty because the don’t forget the butter, they will eat anything with butter
Yo Butterty your a fat fuck
by Butterty July 1, 2020
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Christian Fuck

Losing your virginity by the stereotypical all-American Southern Christian way, i.e. that is with, a cisgender, heterosexual, conventionally attractive girl.
"Did you hear Kumar had a Christian fuck with Samantha?"
by cunninglinguist666 August 5, 2023
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Fuck

Meant to fuck in any position
by Yea hbu have to October 4, 2021
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December Fuck Day

If you and your partner haven’t fucked, you fuck on December 18. December 18 is a day for enjoying some nice hot sex. A week early christmas present.
Person 1: Yo, we haven’t fucked
Person 2: December Fuck Day is coming up. Come over on December 18!
by europe1922 December 14, 2020
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fucking pussy

what you become after spending ten years in the joint
ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy!
by milkrush August 28, 2023
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