Felons Tree Removal

An arborist company that hires felons to come to your house and trim your bushes. They charge extra to cut trees but will trim your bush for free.

Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"

by SuperWordNerd July 10, 2025

Tree Leafer

Someone who has NO balls.

That one there? He's a tree leafer. He won't call out the shift supervisor behind his BS. Bet.

by Bobcott February 27, 2020

put a tarp over your trees

calm down

“EVERYONES ASKING TO PROM ALREADY”
“Put a tarp over your trees, you’re gonna be fine”

by dogdogbark February 14, 2023

tree

a tall ,green and leafy stick.
can be mistaken for a giant salad kebab.

'hey there tall ,green and leafy can i eat your branches?'

TREEEEEEEE

by CDS And Meow April 8, 2016

jism tree

Basically the same thing as a whore or slut. Just way more demeaning.

I bet dat ho smell like a jism tree after getting mutted last night.

by Spratt626 November 17, 2015

Shade Tree Mechanic

An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.

Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."

Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.

Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.

Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.

by 1lyf1luv December 13, 2023

Happy Tree Friends

Happy Tree Friends, or HTF, is a webshow that had its first episode aired as a pilot episode in December 25th, 1999 by Mondo Media. It’s a show where, like the name suggests, there are a bunch of cute, cartoony, and most importantly, happy friends you could find inside of a tree in real life, that are always safe and healthy and never get brutally slaughtered. The episodes include multiple characters, each with their own personalities, that are all friends, that never have anything bad to them happen, and go around, simply doing fun things in their peaceful forest plains. There are many Happy Tree Friend(s) to meet, such as; Flippy, the peaceful, yet quiet, aqua-green bear that has a totally normal, and not murderous, PTSD alter ego named Fliqpy, that never kills his friends, Cuddles, the cute, and positive, lemon-yellow bunny that wears bunny slippers, wether for irony, or for practicality, that also never dies or kills anyone, and is always in safety, Giggles, the salmon-colored chipmunk that definitely didn’t die by being decapitated by a banjo like a fucking dumbass, and many other lovable characters that never die in under ten minutes after the intro.

I just got done watching Happy Tree Friends. I’m honestly really surprised Mondo Media has that much crystal meth.

by TheFroggiestFroggyEver August 16, 2024