one-to-ten

The amount of seconds after any minute that have passed when you end a cell call using daytime minutes and realize that roger's just charged you for a whole extra minute for that incredibly short span of time. This is usually followed by a very short depression, including reflecting on what you could have done in order to shorten your conversation by that amount of time.

Jim looked at his phone after calling bill. His call time was 3:02. He promptly palmed himself in the forehead, realizing he was within one-to-ten.

by sike moda November 17, 2009

Orgy For One

When you Invite a lot of Girls to an orgy but they give you lots of excuses for why the cant come so you end up masturbating instead but its not just masturbation its an orgy for one

Person 1: Hey dude I just had an orgy
Person 2: How many girls where there?
Person 1: It was just me It was an orgy for one

by MrMrMRCock May 22, 2018

cheap one

a quickie or a one night stand

Alex hit me up for a cheap one last night…

by whoha12 May 15, 2011

one slime

a game that is played alot by a lot of people.

bob: he herbert have you beat one slime yet.
herbert: no
bob: why not?
herbert: cause negro slime keeps doin the same thing its getting me mad.
bob: calm down its just a game
herbert: well he doesnt have to be such a simpleton.

by schase April 15, 2007

Real One

Redefined as somebody VIP to you or has helped you in some sort of way.

Good looks gee! You a real one.

Thanks mom, you will always be a real one.

by Jinstermeista January 20, 2020

the lucky one

Another story by the great Nicholas Sparks. very similar to his previous ones that it's so predictable what's gonna happen throughout the whole book. Also adapted into a movie like all his previous ones as well. Starring Zac Efron and Taylor Schilling, the movie expect us to feel that it's completely normal and usual to WALK from Colorado to Louisiana.

Girl 1: OMG did you watch the lucky one?
Girl 2: Yes and I thought I was watching Dear John !

by domatic October 17, 2015

Hole In One

This move is when you get your girl to take 5 Sxrion golf balls and shove them up your anus and then take a golf club and hit you in the penis so you shit the golf balls out due to the pain

Man 1: Yo why are you sitting weirdly

Man 2: I just performed the hole in one with my girl earlier

Man 1: Ouch, how do you even enjoy that?

Man 2: I don't but she do

by BigPeePeePooPoo January 7, 2021