Sandy Top Hat

The act of splooging your man juices on the top of another persons head after they suck you off. To give a sandy tophat, once you feel like your going to cum, you pull your penis out of their mouth and ejaculate on their head.

"Man, youd never believe that my woman let me give her a sandy top hat last night!"

by Seenoevil9093 December 28, 2016

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# top water jig

What one nigger uses to “lure” another nigger at the edge of the bank to get in the water for their annual bath

Tyrone is getting his # top water jig ready for shequeefa

by J_ust telling the truth May 21, 2019

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going up top

Punch slap kick or hit you in the head and hurting you really bad.

Dude I told you stop playing with my money now I'm going up top on you to show you I mean business buster.

by .Brad. June 5, 2016

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peruvian top 5

Place where the last 5 Peruvian presidents are. They are all in jail (or dead).

Trump wants to join the Peruvian Top 5.

A better example is: President Trump is going to do a Fujimori to join the Peruvian Top 5!

by dirtb December 8, 2020

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rare grease top

A fast food burger with a miraculous greasy sheen on the top bun, originally disvovered at a McDonalds in Agawam, MA. The result is a rarely experienced level of deliciousness.

Jerry's stressful day gave way to a surprising warming emotion as he removed the burger wrapper and discovered he was sonehow in posession of a true rare grease top.

by TurgidEmergence December 21, 2019

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