Scary Kevin

A sex act whereby one induces a significant anal prolapse in another individual, then inserts said individual's penis into said prolapse, creating a half torus, then one proceeds to vigorously bang said torus (stay away from Kevin).

"I gave that bloke a Scary Kevin last night, unfortunately I haven't heard from him since. I hope he's okay and I haven't crossed a boundary, he seemed to enjoy it at the time but I could see how it might be a bit far for some people"

by Herman Sherman Squitwank October 5, 2025

Kevin

Is a guy full of goodness there is no man full of more goodness. A man with goodness all through is goodness loaded heart.

He is my Kevin. And I love him so very much.

by EmmyLoves KevinForever January 10, 2024

kevin and lorraine

Made in heaven; meant to be together

I want a ‘Kevin and lorraine’ kind of relationship

by Jetfuel08 May 2, 2018

Kevin Keltner

The best school principal ever! An OG if you will. Also the easiest to meme.

Speakers: “Hello ladies and Gentlemen men...”
New kid: What’s that?
Me: Kevin Keltner

by Zmyancy September 24, 2019

A kevins sister

A really good looking girl that's beyond anything you've seen before.

Would you look at that girl?! She's a kevins sister for sure.

by Dickhandler6999 May 12, 2025

Kevin Godert

The most handsome and amazing man that has ever existed. He is an absolute gentleman and such a kind-hearted person. He has the biggest heart and is super hardworking. Such a lovable guy. He’s also the best dad. The definition of perfect.

Kevin Godert is perfect

by Shay0212 June 19, 2024

He's a friend of Kevin's

1. Spending long period's of time home alone (euphamism for masturbation)
2. Insenuatiing/Calling someone a wanker.

1.
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.

A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.

2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's

by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022