Contractual Rape

The moment when an enlisted member of the military no longer wishes to be in the military, but is compelled to serve out the remainder of their contract. This usually occurs about midway through a four year enlistment.

Sergeant Smith was tired of the Army always fucking him over, But he still had two years left on his contract so he had to bend over and submit to the contractual rape.

by Slappy Hooper November 7, 2012

Rape Eyes

The look a (wo)man gets momentarily before engaging in rape.

"I went on a date last night but I bailed early. She was totally giving me the Rape Eyes"

by #ItsaDate! August 25, 2013

Techno rape

The painful slowing down of a computer that ocurs when you connect an iPhone to a Windows OS

Sorry got to drop the Skype my iPhone's Techno rape my laptop and I cant even surf for porn it's that slow.

by Bed-Bugscouk August 6, 2012

Clubcard Rape

When someone is using a self-checkout till at a supermarket you scan or swipe your clubcard/points-card before they can do theirs so that you get the points. There is no 'remove clubcard' button so once you've swiped they have no choice but to pay and you get the points.

*beep* "damn you just clubcard raped me and that beer was worth 300 points"

by jacksonliam August 14, 2011

Snow Raped

A term you use when someone is Albino

you're totally snow raped

by edwan5 June 29, 2011

String Rape

When a person shoves any kind of string, regardless of thickness, through the crack of another and then pulls it out without any kind of warning.

This is also applicable to vaginas when done to a woman.

*Does a string rape to someone in his sleep*
String Rape Victim: DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK! That felt awkward!
Rapist: You are welcome!

by Cocostix October 16, 2011

Time-Raped

when you snap into reality and reazlise that you have been entirely zoned out for a period of time.

can be like daydreaming, but not knowing what you are daydreaming about.

like your mind freezes, like not blinking, staring at a certian object without blinking (zoned out)

Can feel like seconds, min, or hours of ur valuable time during ur day are taken/stolen/grabed/raped away.

ex.
friend 1 -hey!
friend 1 -helloooo!
friend 1 -hello...earth to so and so
friend 2 -yeah?
friend 1 -where did ya go just there?
friend 2 -i dunno = "Time-Raped"|

by //ye boi//BS October 18, 2011