Mucky Wank

A reyt nawty n mucky as fuck wank that’s just reyt horrible n mucky x

Fiending for a reyt mucky wank reyt nar

by Cheryl.cole678 July 23, 2023

Wank Ballad

A song which a man/woman choose's to ride to O-train too in an orgy for one.

"Dude what's your wank ballad?"

"Bro, for me its got to be Jitterbug by Wham! Just gets me there."

by HammerSmashElmo September 4, 2018

Birthday Wank

An Evening of Masturbation on one's birthday to celebrate the conceivement of one's self.

Mate: yo man you wanna go out tonight for your birthday?

You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight

by 69420candice69420 February 22, 2023

rank wank

wanking to material you would usually find to be 'rank', or disgusting, but still managing to finish

Friend 1: I watched a porno last night where a pregnant chick was getting fucked anally against a brick wall, and then she went into labour.
Friend 2: Wow, that sounds disgusting.
Friend 1: Yeah, it was a pretty rank wank.

by kingbiscuit December 25, 2012

wank

Advertise companies by posting their backlinks, despite not being a bot or an employee.

I make money nowadays wanking. No, not in the British sense - I post backlinks to companies in exchange for equity.

by jzekyll March 31, 2021

Tribunal Wank

When three guys stand in the formation of a triangle and each put one of there hands left and the other to the right, and then suddenly everyone there is getting a double handjob

Nice soccer match guys, let’s go home and have a Tribunal Wank!

by Calabina October 27, 2020

Wank hand

Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.

Person 1: oi mate, geez a handshake!
Person 2: nah man that's your wank hand, that is!

by Lugzy_yt November 1, 2019