Clegg Nut

A person who chooses to vote for Liberal Democrats, in turn voting for Nick Clegg to be primeminister, in UK politics.

Also, linked to cleg nuts as they are both annoying hangers on, you don't know where to stand with them, plus they smell.

Dave: I'm totally voting LibDems this election, Nick Clegg will really help this country out.
Mitch: Mate, you're such a fence sitting Clegg Nut!

by NevRam April 29, 2010

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nut bus

The short bus that brings the retards to school.

Hey Billy! Lets throw these spoiled cups of tarter sauce at the nut bus!
Yea! Sounds like fun!

by Baby Gorilla May 30, 2006

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Fruity Nuts

Fruity Nuts: A person who is such a fag that he outshines even the most gay of the gay in attitude and actions. Fruity nutz likes the cock so bad that his burn-a-bility is a factor so large it could eclipse the sun and threaten us all with a doomed existence consisting of a torture beyond words. The closest thing to a woman, yet still remaining 99% man, that Fruity-Nuts would actualy go for is Beaver.

C: "Fagmo!"

L: "Damnit, Fruity Nuts, go suck a cock."

D: "QUEER!"

G: "Fruity Nuts is probably off jerking himself to Gamash."

by Spoon Ninja August 23, 2005

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nibble nuts

A person who repeatidly nibbles on nuts.

You can go nibble nuts you cockface!

by The.One July 2, 2005

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Chowder Nuts

The action of dipping one's nuts into any type of chowder (corn chowder, seafood chowder, etc..) and then getting a companion to lick the chowder off.

Dude, I got the greatest chowder nuts last night by Johnny's mom - there's barely any more chowder on my balls!

by chowderusnuttius May 16, 2008

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