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Clegg Nut

A person who chooses to vote for Liberal Democrats, in turn voting for Nick Clegg to be primeminister, in UK politics.

Also, linked to cleg nuts as they are both annoying hangers on, you don't know where to stand with them, plus they smell.
Dave: I'm totally voting LibDems this election, Nick Clegg will really help this country out.
Mitch: Mate, you're such a fence sitting Clegg Nut!
by NevRam April 29, 2010
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Nut cracker

A girl that makes you cum quickly during sexual inter course.
It's hard to please that girl , she's a nut cracker.
by Isaiahisaplaya January 15, 2016
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Chowder Nuts

The action of dipping one's nuts into any type of chowder (corn chowder, seafood chowder, etc..) and then getting a companion to lick the chowder off.
Dude, I got the greatest chowder nuts last night by Johnny's mom - there's barely any more chowder on my balls!
by chowderusnuttius May 16, 2008
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Fucker nuts

A fucking dumb asshole who needs to grow a pair of nuts.
by fuckernuts85 November 5, 2008
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Fruity Nuts

Fruity Nuts: A person who is such a fag that he outshines even the most gay of the gay in attitude and actions. Fruity nutz likes the cock so bad that his burn-a-bility is a factor so large it could eclipse the sun and threaten us all with a doomed existence consisting of a torture beyond words. The closest thing to a woman, yet still remaining 99% man, that Fruity-Nuts would actualy go for is Beaver.
C: "Fagmo!"

L: "Damnit, Fruity Nuts, go suck a cock."

D: "QUEER!"

G: "Fruity Nuts is probably off jerking himself to Gamash."
by Spoon Ninja August 23, 2005
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nibble nuts

A person who repeatidly nibbles on nuts.
You can go nibble nuts you cockface!
by The.One July 2, 2005
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bum nuts

1) shit stuck to your arse hairs.
also called. cling-ons, tag knots, clinkers, dangle berries, arse spiders, winnits etc.

2) an insult commonly used towards those who cant do their job properly.
1) colin: bugger me my arse is itchin'
dave: ur bum nuts playin up again?
colin: yeah, i'll pick 'em out wi' chippin hammer!

2) oi bum nuts u fucked it up again u usless twat!
by buzz December 22, 2003
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