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mr. johnson 

Many Lesbian's name for thier strap-on or dildo.
We named our strap-on Mr. Johnson after reading the name of our lubricant, Doc Johnson.
mr. johnson by SexayJessi July 12, 2006
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Mr. Missionary 

A guy who is very narrowminded when it comes to sex-positions and/or unatural sexual tendencies. Mr. Missonary will despice all positions except the missonary position, and will have a hard time dealing with people talking about other positions or talking abouth their love towards, oh lets say horses.
Example 1:

Dude: "Oh man I'm so gonna watch some horse-pr0n tonight!"

Guy: "I fucking hate you now - alot!"

Dude "Oh chill Mr. Missionary"

Example 2:

Chick: "David totally skullfucked me last night - he's so thrilled about me getting that glasseye"

Dude: "That's so fucking wrong - I fucking hate you evil bitch!"

Chick: "Whatever you say Mr. Missionary..."

Mr. Costa 

A smart and funny man who talks to the door when frustrated. He is a great friend to people when they are on his good side, but if you aren't, good luck.
That was a Mr. Costa thing of you to do.
Mr. Costa by Dmanj31 November 15, 2011

Mr. Bigglesworth 

the name given to a crawler in nazi zombies. this crawler must be extremely cute and cuddly for this name to be given to it.
Player 1: "i have a crawler"
Player 2: "let me see. ITS SOOO CUTE"
Player 1: "ahhh mr. bigglesworth
Mr. Bigglesworth by mx44444 March 14, 2011

Mr. Wilson 

Co-founder of vampire weekend, history teacher at a middle school
Mr. Wilson is the "sexiest" history teacher ever.
Mr. Wilson by Lubee boob May 3, 2013

Mr Beast 

Mr beast is the faithful follower of Pewdiepie. He spent so much time and effort to get our lord and savior to not get taken down by the evil corporate machine that is T-series. So, do the community a favor, subscribe to Pewdiepie and Mr Beast.
Me: "MR Beast is the best YouTuber after Pewdiepie."
Mr Beast by Tomatotato1424 February 11, 2019