Max

Chadly Chad who is everyone's favorite person. His dick is big and his heart is bigger. He only ever gets banned on Instagram for things he didn't do. Max has wonderful friends who are poggies. Max's hair is so hot it makes anyone who sees it nut. When people witness a max they feel pure awe.

Person one:Dam that's a max right there

Person two: I just butted

by Beans n waffles November 22, 2021

Nudge-Maxxing

Seeing how many times you can reach the point of an erection during an allotted time.

dude, I nudged 44 times last period!
(Nudge-Maxxing)

by goon Maximus BartholoMEW the X February 2, 2024

max

someone who is a Greek advocate even though the Greeks are shit and we all know, Asian food is better

you are acting like a Max

by anonymous April 4, 2023

Chez Max

Today i walked home all the way from Rialto
The monotony was calming
I tried to keep a rhythm

Had coffee Chez Max
Smiled because the waiter made me pay only one
Found clean bread finally
I find everything disgustingly overpriced and wonder how families cope

by Krkič June 11, 2019

Coop-Maxing

Being 6’5 or over and jerk your dick 2 times a day with a massage gun and only nut in women’s assholes after they start bleeding on your dick

Yo bro stop coop-Maxing to my mom. Atleast stroke it with your hand.

by anonymous January 4, 2025

max

max is one of the scariest boys you will ever meet. he gives the scariest death scares, but its ok because once you got to know him, hes actually really sweet. max is also very short, with brown eyes. if you have him as a friend, dont lose him, and always stay on his good side, because if you get on his bad side, good luck getting back. also, if hes upset, he can get really mean. he has lots of friends, but only a few that he talks to every day. max is great

did u see that guy over there?
yea, hes such a max

by ~~bubbles~~ April 11, 2021

uncle max

An uncle on your mother’s side with mental retardation.

The other day I heard a duuh I think it was my Uncle Max!

by George Seis April 22, 2024