Department of Kicking Butt 

Jesse Ventura's replacement of the Department of Defense were he to become President.

Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.

Department of Kicking Butt by rustyshackleford January 4, 2008

phony kicking it 

When you don't like somebody but you hang out with them

I don't get how she was just talking about her but they cool

It's called phony kicking it. It's stupid but everyone's doing it

phony kicking it by SiliconAssAndBrazilianHair July 9, 2016

tire kicker 

A derogatory term used by salespeople and service providers for the educated consumer who carefully considers his or her options before deciding whether to purchase a product or service and who is not necessarily committed, at the beginning of the process, to purchasing anything at all

This tire kicker hired me to help him buy a house and just kept finding problems with every place I showed him. "This place costs twice as much as I'm willing to pay." "The roof of that place is about to cave in." What's this guy's problem?

tire kicker by EP1979 June 14, 2011

kickety-ass-bitchin 

More kickass than kick ass and more bitchin than normal.
Antonym to lickety-ass-sniffin.

Man, was that mullet ever kickety-ass-bitchin!
Man, you are a kickety-ass bitch!

kickety-ass-bitchin by heatherzed November 11, 2008

kickin it freestyle

1) The art of sexual relations without the use of a condom, 2) taking a shit anywhere but in a toilet, without toilet paper

#1 wow we got wasted last night
#2 yeah did you get with that chick last night?
#1 I dont know but if I did, I was kickin it freestyle

kickin it freestyle by Jared Zink July 5, 2008

Kickin the Dog 

The act of of fucking a girl from behind while she's puking.

One night my girl was heaving her guts out after getting too drunk on Tequila. She was bent over the toilet with her pants around her knees, and her butt was sticking up in the air. Being the gentleman I am, I mounted her from behind, and each time she puked, the contractions were so amazing, I just couldn't stop Kickin the Dog

Kickin the Dog by Mountain Man II June 29, 2011

kicked it 

banged

It's been a while since Sally and I kicked it. I'm nervous she doesn't want me anymore.

kicked it by DrakeLoverr June 18, 2016