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Kevin

The smelliest person that caused pollution and won’t admit that Christie is just better
Kevin is smelly
by whopopolo January 8, 2023
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kevin

kevin is such a wonderful person. he really knows how to brighten up people's moods. he is generous, kind, caring and loving. he is always there for you and he is always loyal. he is one of the most sweetest people you will ever meet. he means the whole world to me. falling in love with him quickly was worth it. this is the love of my life. nobody else compares to him. he makes you feel unexplainable emotions. every day with him is a blessing. his presence has given me the direction i needed. i'm so in love with himand that's because you are the first to make me feel what true love is, i truly love you so much, i can't explain how much i love you. the only thing that really excites me is you, you make me feel like the happiest girl on this earth. you are so perfect that no one else can change that. you make me feel something no one has ever done you are so special to me. you will always be perfect in my eyes, you always make my day and every moment we talk. the love i have for you is something no one can understand. you are the right person for me and i will always love you. we were made for each other and i'm so glad you're in my life. i still can't believe you wanted me, you're so handsome and sweet. without you i would never have really found out what true love is, you have found my happiness that i thought could never be again. i love you and nothing or no one can change that. i'll be here until the very end, your my only love, till death separates us.
kevin is the best boyfriend and man ever.
by lostdulce March 21, 2025
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Golden Kevin

When your making fun of someone's mom and they pee on you
Vincent was pissing me off last night so i gave him the "golden kevin"
by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025
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Kevin Liu

Extremely talented Chinese kid on running who acts like a baboon and dresses like a homeless. Kevin Lius are usually not attractive but simps those one kind of girl and believe their fishy stink can attract them. His entire life is Roblox and Valorant, and he never ever touches grass except walking a corgi.
Bro, stop being a Kevin Liu and go gym for once!
Kevin Liu's aim was worse than my grandma's Wi-Fi.
by fufufu_1234555 January 15, 2025
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Kevin

An absolute numpty. You'll commonly find him 1 inch (that's fully erect for him) deep in his mom, or you'll find him hunched over watching anime girls kiss eachother. Kevin is a very slow and dimwitted person, Kevin's are known for walking into windows. Kevin's are known for their immense sweating so it's advised to just stay away from them.
Girl: "what's wrong with that guy? He's been trying to fuck that lamp for a while now."

Other Girl: "yup, that's Kevin."
by Eugaphooey December 23, 2021
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Gooning (Kevin Style)

This style of gooning begins with an intense desire to separate from one's mortal, earthly being. This style of gooning will require at least 6 months of consistent edging. Attempting the Kevin style gooning with less than 6 months of edging experience may lead to injury and/or death. When beginning this gooning style, sit or lay down in a peaceful environment, away from distractions. You cannot utilize the assistance of electronic devices or any "toys" when beginning your gooning session. Begin masturbating intensely at a rate of 120 strokes per minute, 60 spm which equates to two strokes per second. Each minute, increase the stroke rate by 10. When you reach the point of ejaculation, scream "I LOVE SNOWFALL," this will get rid of any feeling of ejaculation and continue doing so for the next hour to three hours.
I attempted "Gooning (Kevin Style)" after waiting 6 months.
by 209 iads November 28, 2023
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kevin

"yo have u seen kevin"
"no why would i hang around that cunt failed abortion fucker his mom shouldve swallowed him"
by ur big booty mom May 27, 2023
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