kevin clines

Kevin clines are for faggot ass retards who like a piece of shit style.

Hey i got Kevin clines aperal that means you are a retarded faggot.

by DeeezNutzzz April 28, 2016

Kevin Rudd

Kevin Rudd king twerp. The greatest control freak and lover of terror that has ever existed. People had a choice to not pay taxes in the '80's.

'Im in Kevin Rudds faction. I saw that star when he was born.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 27, 2020

Kevin

Also known as Longbeard Kevin. Is known to dip his long girl like hair into the grease vats at his place of employment. “Anal Town.” He’s know to spend much of the day at Singing Salmon. He also does free lance jiggalo work for a side hustle. Many people who see him mistake him for a pirate. Which in fact he is. Ex lovers of kevin’s often tell tales of his devil dick. His soul is 147 years old. And most notably he has a Great Uncle who was in the olympics. But to clarify he would NEVER under any circumstance date a girl who is in the olympics.

Random person: look over there its a fucking pirate!!
Me: thats kevin

Shep: hey i have this girl that i think you would like should i give her you’re number
Kevin: is she in the olympics?

Al: this fat old lady at the bar is lookin for someone to fuck
Me: ill call kevin.

by WaltWalterson May 25, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is the badassed mf I'v ever meet.

Kevin-kun is so hot ngl

by Xssslayer November 22, 2021

Kevin the Penguin

A man from Philly who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving "brotherly" love

You ok Kevin the Penguin?

by Wayne_brady07 July 26, 2022

Kevin

Annoying, Loud, Short

You are being such a Kevin!

by hgdfjhsdgfbdh January 25, 2023

Kevin

A middle school kid with an amazing singing voice, an awesome sense of humor, and can make you laugh at any time. An amazing dancer, nice to his best friends, and brighten anyone’s day. It’s glad to have a friend like Kevin.

I have an actual friend named Kevin, and this is what best describes him.

by weeby mcweeberton April 19, 2022