big hat day

A day, often tuesdays, dedicated to wearing big hats (mainly associated with pimps and playas)

Dave: Yo man! U know what day it is?
Sheen: Tuesday, I think.
Dave: Which means big hat day

by Dave112 December 11, 2007

blaze hat

item on hypixel skyblock

Forestz make more blaze hat content please

by bob the cow fish June 25, 2024

Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick

(Derivative of Gordie Howe Hat Trick)

Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.

Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.

"He was on pace for a Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick after the first 45 minutes, but couldn't net another goal in the second half."

by BrendanInJersey January 21, 2017

Witches Hat

When one has to urgently take a shit, similar to a turdle poking it's head out

What's the hurry, man?
I gotta get to the bathroom, I've got a witches hat

by KChez November 14, 2017

hat basket

A community pussy that can be fucked by every cock , human or non-human.

Dad's excited to fill the hat basket tomorrow at church.

by Tat2turtle September 27, 2021

common groin hat

A shared burden

“We were all stuck in that group project with Tom—it was a total common groin hat.”

by h2so4 sulfuric aciid June 04, 2025

P Hat

Slang for an uncircumcised penis

"I'm rocking that mufuckin P HAT. You can't get your shit back"

by jtrepassodigraci November 17, 2023