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Hand Shark

The act of getting a handjob where the lady just yanks on your penis causing great pain because she does not know the correct way to do it
I was with this girl the other nite and she wouldnt give up the sex, instead she offered a hand job and ended up hand sharking me
by sharkinstien November 18, 2009
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pride hand

The hand in which one uses to cover his/her genitalia when caught naked
Mark utilized his pride hand when Sally ripped off his towel, exposing his abnormally small penis
by coolgreek August 14, 2011
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hand shandley

Similar to a wank but with a much, much smaller penis and frequently utilising maternal pornography.
Timmay looks a bit flushed... I think he's just had a covert hand shandley.
by sweet September 8, 2003
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foody hands

When your girlfriend touches you right after eating greasy or sticky food which sticks to your face or clothes and pretty much just pisses you off.
My girlfriend likes to eat "Cheetos" and then touches my face with her "foody hands"two seconds later. I don't need an ACNE dispenser on the spot for F_cks sake!!
by twistan 69 April 9, 2010
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Glad Hand

ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake type motion. When the hand is removed it seems to have a new dark brown, GLAD trash bag appearance.
" I met her at the airport on a layover; we drank at the bar and I gave her the old Glad Hand in a corner near Terminal C"
by WindoLickr February 21, 2022
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hand game

great at fingering and pleasuring a someone with their hands
Oh my god last night was amazing, he had such great hand game.
by 11minutesaway March 23, 2020
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Foldy Hands

One who while talking dramatically, has a tendency to fold his or her hands in a crescent like shape. But not the the tasty crescents that the adorable pilsbury dough boy makes. Having foldy hands is not only on unattractive but also a sign of being a Piney, which is also very unfortunate. If you spot foldy hands, run away screaming.
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^what foldy hands look like
by Skippy McSkippster April 15, 2009
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