A half-day holiday / annual leave taken for the first half of the working day (i.e. the morning for a 9-5 job), rather than the second half (i.e. the afternoon). Presumably to sleep off a hangover.
"See you tomorrow guys, I'll be in at 1 as I've got an Irish half day"
someone comes in late "Bloody hell, Irish half day is it?"
someone comes in late "Bloody hell, Irish half day is it?"
by DXB09 June 19, 2025
Get the irish half daymug. noun: when a male ejaculates onto the upper lip of his sex partner in such a way as to place the semen below and, ideally partially in just one nostril.
Dude I came on her face, but she doesn't dig that shit so she turned her head at the last minute and I ended up giving her a half-sneezer. She was pissed! Funny as FUCK!
by archangel77777 October 5, 2011
Get the half-sneezermug. Phrase, Slang, Twitter Joke, Patreon Blunder
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.
ˈhæf ə ˈɹɑb
1. While wearing underwear (with or without pants), one mistakenly believes they have to pass gas, but it is actually a bowl movement about to pass through the anus. Instead of the anus relinquishing the excrement, it is pulled back into the body causing a surprised reaction from the person. This may or may not result in a mark on the person's underwear.
2. When you think you need to fart but you suck it back in as the turtle kisses your underwear.
by LeaPeea May 9, 2023
Get the Half a Robmug. Person 1: “well you see he wasn’t actually evil so he was a half dictator”
Person 2: “you’re fucking retarded”
Person 2: “you’re fucking retarded”
by DoodleGuy November 8, 2021
Get the Half dictatormug. Child of a paternal grandmother with maternal grandfather, in other words, maternal half-sibling of one's father and paternal half-sibling of one's mother at the same time or also is the child of a maternal grandmother with paternal grandfather, in other words, paternal half-sibling of one's father and maternal half-sibling of one's mother at the same time.
My double-half-pibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the double-half-piblingmug. by ultratism May 6, 2022
Get the nuts and a halfmug. When life becomes shit and our gf becomes lesbian but you got a half baggie of ketamine hanging around.
by Headmanos March 10, 2019
Get the half baggiemug.