Criminal Food

it is mandatory that all criminals /prisoners and jail mates are fed only one fruit for break lunch and dinner and nothing else as their punishment. this is why ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL made this fruit for this reason alone. this food is The Durian Fruit and it has to be the worst tasting variety too. we do not reward evil with good at all. and encourage them to keep doing it, those who have must also be punish severely as the worst criminal of all. at least they don't have to eat shit out of people ass when they use bathrooms. probably what they will do if they start complaining about their punishment when they committed crimes to begin with and got the nerve to cry about it.

this criminal food will correct anyone after their long harsh sentence eating this three times a day.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 8, 2022

plate the food

To transfer food onto a plate.
Originated in the 1990's from the colloquial language of lower class 'chav' type people. A way to lessen the texts deemed superfluous to the main focus of gossip about others.

Oh my god! Plate the food quick. Hate that dress Siobhan was wearing last night.

by Balanced Boz September 24, 2023

Food

Best thin ever, good for you, healthy, need it

Food is one of the most important things you need in like

by Liz.z05 September 19, 2018

Musical Food

Food that makes you burp, sneeze, cough, fart, or have explosive diaria. Usually food like beans.

*Someone farts*

Bro wat da hell! You ripped a stank!

Sorry i ate some musical food

by FlippFloppy28 April 23, 2017

Snack Food Dexterity

Your range of movement with snack foods (for example; a bag of chips) in your hands.

Ben: Oh man, I can't open my car door. Hey Matt, could you help me out here?

Matt:*opens door* Why'd you bring me over here?

Ben: Because my hands are full with this chips and drink!

Matt: Dude, you need to work on your snack food dexterity.

by TheSheetGhost August 29, 2011

Gerber Baby Food

Something that may be disgusting to someone.

"This shit taste like Gerber baby food" "What?" "This shit taste like Garbage"

by France1941 July 6, 2024

Food Displacement

In the event when one consumes enough food to push the food that is in your system causing you to shit.

Jack experienced food displacement while eating at the chinese buffet.

by Food Displacement December 19, 2019