Fake up

When you breakup with someone during an argument, but don’t really mean it.

Hey, I didn’t mean what I said last night. Let’s call it a ‘fake up’ and get back together.

by Brian L. Peck March 24, 2018

Fake Ass Friend Day

the day where you post all your fake ass friends either with or without a description on why they fake on they photo or go up to them and tell em they a fake ass friend

fake ass friend day

by yeah i make the best days November 8, 2021

Slob on my fake knob

To suck on a fake dick, suck as a dildo.

Trans man: bro she pulled a slob on my fake knob!!!

Girl: I’m so damn proud of you for pulling mad pussy

by NateOshea27 May 24, 2022

Fake friends

Fake friends are something you do not want to have! They will seriously hurt you. They get mad when you hang out with other people. They leave you whenever you have a problem. And they ALWAYS talk shit behind your back. If you see anyone being fake ditch them!

Person 1: “Did you hear that Blanket is talking bad about spoon!”
Person 2: “I thought they were best friends”
Person 1: “Wow she must be a fake friends”

by You left me December 8, 2018

Fake Friends

Fake friends are people who show there true colors just like the person that starts with a b and a girl that starts with an a

Omg your such a fake friends now i see your true colors

by butcheeck September 24, 2019

Fake Friend Day

It’s June 20th so post fake friends, get them back for all the fake shit they ever did. Time to celebrate all the trifling ass hoes!

A: Post your fake friends or old fake friends.
B: Why?
A: Because it’s Fake Friend Day!

by BigDiddity June 19, 2022

triple pump fake

dropping something and failing to pick it up 3 times in a row (usually after a long day followed by a mental breakdown)

when you’re already having a bad day and you get hit with a triple pump fake 😔

by kribba April 18, 2024