Ethan

A guy who can’t take a joke

Your such a ethan

by Realistpersononherr March 25, 2022

Ethan

Someone who gets up at 5 am to grind on gta 5 while his cool friends Marco and Hayden don’t have to do anything and get 2 mil for free.He also is extremely bad at the game and gets mad over being killed or troller he doesn’t like it when you ask for equal share in heist.Ethan the hilly billy N word caller redneck cousin fucking obese bitch.

1.Brooo u just pulled an Ethan

2.bruhhh stop being an Ethan

by Poopbuttttttt May 25, 2020

Ethan

A baddie
Very hot but slow as hell
Lazy
Funny

Cool kid: Have you met Ethan?

Loser: no who is Ethan

Cool kid: the realest og

by No it’s not November 30, 2021

Lester & Ethan

No, they dont do their projects the day before it's due, they do them a week after it's due. You'll never see lester without Ethan vice versa . They are a duo like conjoined twins, try to separate them and theyll swing back like magnets, but never forget, if u separate them , they'll never be able to ask someone else about how to do the project that was due last month.

Lester & Ethan didn't do the project

by Lara chan September 15, 2020

Ethan Ryan

Someone who has a big fat meat head, and is proper dopey and has a two incher

Mate. You look like Ethan Ryan

by JustSomeRandomDudeOnline May 19, 2020

Ethan

Ethan is usually a tall, dirty-blonde man who has a penis the size of a lamp. He can get with any girl..... and guy. He plays sports and usually is starting on every team and is in the NBA, NFL, NHL, and the MLB.

Guy1: That guy looks like an Ethan! You can see it through his pants!
Guy2: Your right! He's packing!

by EthanLover123 January 25, 2021

Ethan

good nice boy
that smart boy that with passion to be somebody

Scarlet: Ethan has 12 pack
Morgan: I know here showed me

by papi69213 December 17, 2022