Dogs don't usually eat other dogs. They eat other things when they're not eating dog food, but not dogs. A dog might eat a hot dog.
Guy- It's a dog eat dog world my friend.
Guy's friend- No it's not. It never was a dog eat dog world. Humans eat humans, but dogs don't eat dogs.
Guy's friend- No it's not. It never was a dog eat dog world. Humans eat humans, but dogs don't eat dogs.
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i've had this said to me, not from a human, but from a god. this gave me ptsd and now my nerves don't function anymore.
this may be the worst insult in the entire "ur" jokes, this and "ur family tree lgbt" fall into almost the same level of severeness, i am so lucky to be alive.
all "ur" memes are downright ants to this comeback, it inflicts fear on every human being known to man. DO NOT SAY THIS AS A JOKE.
i've had this said to me, not from a human, but from a god. this gave me ptsd and now my nerves don't function anymore.
this may be the worst insult in the entire "ur" jokes, this and "ur family tree lgbt" fall into almost the same level of severeness, i am so lucky to be alive.
all "ur" memes are downright ants to this comeback, it inflicts fear on every human being known to man. DO NOT SAY THIS AS A JOKE.
David: Hey Jacob
Jacob: What?
David: ur mom gay
Jacob: well ur dad lesbian
David: well ur AUNT EAT PANT
*everything goes silent while Jacob's flesh is being eat from the inside, annd turned into nothing but thin air, Jacob is now trembling upon the darkness of death.
Jacob: What?
David: ur mom gay
Jacob: well ur dad lesbian
David: well ur AUNT EAT PANT
*everything goes silent while Jacob's flesh is being eat from the inside, annd turned into nothing but thin air, Jacob is now trembling upon the darkness of death.
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From the movie "Thinner"
Tadzu Lempke: Gives the "White man from town" a pie that can potentially lift the curse he has put on him. (*Note* The Pie doesn't actually "lift the curse per`se" but passes it along causing a vexing but rapid death to whoever consumes it)
White Man From Town: Accepts the pie
Tadzu Lempke: "Eat Your Own Pie" and die clean, die clean White man from town; die clean.
From the movie "Thinner"
Tadzu Lempke: Gives the "White man from town" a pie that can potentially lift the curse he has put on him. (*Note* The Pie doesn't actually "lift the curse per`se" but passes it along causing a vexing but rapid death to whoever consumes it)
White Man From Town: Accepts the pie
Tadzu Lempke: "Eat Your Own Pie" and die clean, die clean White man from town; die clean.
Trump could easily "Eat His Own Pie" and end all the investigations against him for the vile, wretched, and abhorrent existence he's defiled the planet with, but instead he will lie, deceive, and prevaricate to the very end until he's painted himself into a corner he has no way out of; in which case per the blessing and demand of the vast majority of the American people Robert Mueller will shove his pie down his throat.
However it happens you will Eat Your Own Pie Trump!
However it happens you will Eat Your Own Pie Trump!
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-Later
“Yo, how she was?”
“Bruh, I ate that booty like groceries, you know what I’m sayin!”
“DAMN bruh you be eating the booty like groceries?”
“EASY bruh 1, 2, 3 bruh”
-Later
“Yo, how she was?”
“Bruh, I ate that booty like groceries, you know what I’m sayin!”
“DAMN bruh you be eating the booty like groceries?”
“EASY bruh 1, 2, 3 bruh”
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