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Dylan

Dylan is the name given to the kid at school who eats his own boogers and sniffs his fingers after scratching his bum.

If you know a Dylan you know you wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole.
That Dylan bloke, he's so fucked.
by whitefalcon123 January 17, 2022
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dylan is a cool, nice guy. but when you start to get to know him he is SUPER weird. he probably simps for 1 girl and thats probably a girl that everyone loves. (but u never know) he is also pretty dumb and can act really "freaky at times. His crushs name PROBABLY starts with D but it might be different for you :")
"Theres Dylan!"
"OH god no...."
by thesearealljokeslol September 23, 2020
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by Holybulgness December 24, 2016
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Dylan

An ugly retarded young lad, tends to be half blind and can’t read a simple message, he’s sound can be a laugh but again quite the retard. Dylan is cool as, sound as but he’s got an average cordy, so if that’s what your looking for get ya self a Dylan 👍
Dylan-Sucky sucky yupyup
by Mason O’Neil January 3, 2024
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Dirty Dylan

The dirty Dylan is a short skinny starved kid who is always in trouble he is forced to eat canned tuna and leaves for every mean he is a notorious head giver and love cock it’s his job don’t bother him unless you have $20
by TitsWitz October 18, 2023
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Dylan is scared of monsters inc
by Xosjh October 27, 2022
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Dylan is the kind of guy who likes to tell you about life, and trials and tribulations that comes with it. He is philosophical by nature and likes girls who are taller than him, that means everyone. Lololololololol, guess wrote this, Mr. Huang?
Dylan is a bit of a clown
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