cans

a fellow with big tits and has a certain love for black boys who include my guys Martin and David u get me.this young fellow might eat you

cansu ate me ahhhhhh

by x cvcvfdsbf December 10, 2018

fry can

Some one who is cooked. A mentally fried person. Overcooked.

Omg look at this fry can spilling his drink everywhere.

Shannon is such a fry can always feining for a penjamin.

by platypus420 April 1, 2024

spam can

When, during anal sex, you pull out too fast, creating an anal vortex which closely resembles a can of spam.

I was railing her asshole when my Mom knocked on the door. I looked over at her and noticed i totally Spam Can'd her

by 86 Emulators November 24, 2010

can i get a napkin

you're at lunch and choking on your food and you're asking for a napkin yet you sound like a demon and everyone is laughing at you instead

*eating nachos at lunch and starts choking* "can I get a napkin?"

by gayrights27 January 24, 2022

Normie Can

Normie Can

Can is a kurdish man who has no country

He drinks alot of alcohol and tends to fight drunk people at night but of course fails Everytime
A normie is a normie i dont need to explain that

Can ist der größte Normie unter uns.
Can ist normieger als Max.
Normie can

by Lfaf November 22, 2018

efe can

Is the best footballplayer, has a big dick, is the playboy of the year, has got more than 100000000 fans, will go in 1year at the Kantonsschule

Efe Can is the playboy of the year

by Ricardo Quaresma January 2, 2017

Canned beliefs

Ideas and concepts that appear to be held within formal, rigid and airtight definitional standards, but are actually vague, abstract and only identifiable by the canner; as such, the contents carry no weight and only serves to fit the canner's purposes upon opening and inhaling the vapors of which then can be transformed into its final verbal bullshit adaptation.

Will suspects that Jenny's canned beliefs about him are merely stale brain farts trapped decades ago, freshly pulled out of her ass... He proves it by lighting the pilot on her own gaslight, it smells funny and her mind blows up.

by WillsWillingWilly November 7, 2022