baby cakes

A notorious gang operating out of Charleston, SC, "Baby Cakes" is an undercover opporation dedicated composed of two girls and one guy who meet in the dead of night to dispose of children.

Their gathering are referred to as "Baby Smack Parties" being so named for the groups practice of "baby smacking" which involves repeatedly smashing a baby against a hard object of some sort.

Sk8or Boi: "Do you wanna have another baby smack party tonight?"
Izze: "My place at 12?"
Olive the Magical Pizza: "Sounds like a plan! Baby cakes is in for another night of pure delight if you now what I mean"

*scnadalous/mysterious eyebrow wiggling ensues from all three*

by FantasticalityReincarnate September 13, 2014

sponge cake

when a girl gets fucked repitidaly thro the week and sponges it all out and makes cup cakes out of it and feeds it to random people on the street.

i think i just ate a sponge cake?

by lestor the molestere December 1, 2010

fruit cake

a doushe bagin quieer

brad pit is such a fruit cake

by adam1234567890 November 13, 2009

Beef Cake

a canned pound of meat that says makes you beefy but really makes the stuff under your skin beef. You become over weight and when you bleed you bleed cow blood instead. Beef starts oozing out of cuts. Makes it more difficult to piss because of the beef clogging everything down there.

After I had some of this Beef Cake My cock is too heavy to get boners.

by Nico H. February 29, 2008

bundt cake

To blow your wad on a chicks face, making her look like a bundt cake.

Me and this hoe was making bundt cakes las t night.

by Forreal 18 January 11, 2005

Cake-Eater

A person usually a women who is obese or fat and looks as though she/he eats more then a fare share of cake.

That woman is a big cake-eater

by Randy Rapp May 5, 2008

beef cake

a description of a big muscly women with a mans voice

emily sexton of royton,manchester is a beef cake

by bob September 4, 2004