Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
by Curtmclovin January 21, 2017
by Kyzir February 25, 2022
Reference to smoking weed, usually offered to someone (or someone asks the other person)
The person with the weed comes and smokes with you while you’re out of your stash
Usually done for something in return
The person with the weed comes and smokes with you while you’re out of your stash
Usually done for something in return
by dreelover June 27, 2022
Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie's right hand man published incriminating information about him.
Bob: Well, I would never burn you to the ground.
Bob: Well, I would never burn you to the ground.
by MalumLibrum958 September 19, 2023
Burn houses is a stress reliever for people who are a part of the Ladies cult. It is often used when Ladies are either mad at someone or just need a little stress relief. The major tool we use is a Flame Thrower 3000. Or even sometimes a mini flame thrower.
by Ladies Cult Leader September 02, 2013
Someone did something that left him with a big feeling of pain inside their head. Usually self-inflicted and self-aware. Maybe this person did something inappropriate and has to sort things out.
"Bro, after you and Jenny talked she left the party early. What happened?"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"
by Yeahprobablyat8pmorso November 22, 2021