brown acrobat

Basically when a person does a handstand and then proceeds to do a shit everywhere so it covers part of their body. This occasionally pops up in grot mags but is quite rare. If one finds some then it is their job to show all there mates as soon as possible. Warning, dont show ur parents, this has been known to lead to some strange looks and even worse ideas, u dont want ur parents doing the brown acrobat in the next room do u?

Bob: Wow, did u see that porn last night dude,

Andy: Yeh dude that chick pulled off a brown acrobat, twas a great wank to start off the new year

Bob: Yeh it really was

by the brown acrobat January 13, 2008

brown down

to make a bowl movement.

I have to brown down on the thunder mug.

by Colonel Krackers March 13, 2003

brown city

small little town located in michigan.

"you live in brown city? isn't their mascot a green devil?"

"yeah"

"what is with that!?!"

by ikea. July 3, 2009

Brown Sauce

The brown stool matter which is in an unsolidified state which seeps out of the anus of a woman or a man

Last night I tasted some brown sauce and it was not the HP sauce or Marmite kind.

by syrecia February 10, 2008

brown out

1. for the electricity to dim or fade

2. an instance of the electricity dimming or fading, a partial black out

I hate it when we get a brown out. flicccc

by The Return of Light Joker February 1, 2008

brown bag

When your fucking someone in the ass while wearing a condom and pull out which you look to find out that your condom is covered in poop.

I was fucking the bitch so hard in the ass, when I was done this bitch gave me a brown bag.

by Deeptoot123 September 13, 2011

brown elevens

The marks you make on a toilet wall with your forefinger and middle finger after you find out too late there is no toilet paper left.

The toilet was a total disgrace, the walls were liberally covered with brown elevens.

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006