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boobs account

Created after autocorrect changed bank to boobs, boobs accounts are a bit different from the average bank account. They don't just store money.
Cigarettes, beer, hello kitty breast implants, you name it, the boobs account can hold it.
Boobs accounts are the future, and a highly recommended investment!|
Hey Scarlett, your boobs account is looking a little full. How did you put so much inside?
by Pitbull2324 July 29, 2024
mugGet the boobs accountmug.

Boobs

BIG YUMMY THINGS YOU SUCK FOR A LONG TIME. BABYS ARE LUCKY
Somthing that is very tasty . I like boobs
by Gimdhjyskhdmhxxmdhmdhm January 20, 2023
mugGet the Boobsmug.

big boobed bitch

guy one:wow that big boobed bitch is cute

guy two:real she must be the biggest boobed bitch ive ever seen
by rylieisalpha March 21, 2023
mugGet the big boobed bitchmug.

stupid boob sex

Dammit! I caught Stacey cheating on me again with Chad. That stupid boob sex of a person I hope gets what she deserves. In the mean time I’m gonna drink choccy milk and go fuck myself in sadness.
by WADDO October 24, 2023
mugGet the stupid boob sexmug.

maximum-boobs hug

What you attain by slipping yer arms underneath a chesty chick's armpits and then drawing her ample upper-body pillowz snugly up against yer own chest; this gives you total and completely-unrestricted access to said delightful warm plump pliable mammaries, and so you can really snuggle up to said bountiful treasures and super-savor her softness and her soothing heartbeat.
Giving a maximum-boobs hug to a cute sweet-faced chick who's "well-endowed upstairs" is indeed one of a nice guy's favorite and most pleasurable activities; just remember to be extra gentle and careful wif her oversize baby-feeders when canoodling wif her in this "totally submissive and vulnerable" way, since she will no longer have her own arms positioned in front of her to protectively nudge you backwards if you started accidentally pinching or squishing her tender delicate buxomness wif yer own chest or arms.
by QuacksO February 22, 2023
mugGet the maximum-boobs hugmug.

Boobs

Something which helps a girl get her way.
Girl: Can you tell me the answer to Q 1 E?
Nerd: No, it is prohibited.
Girl:(Opens her buttons)
Nerd:(Blabbers the answer) When do I get to see those boobs?
Girl: Come to me during lunch.
by Mypseudonymispseudopodia September 20, 2022
mugGet the Boobsmug.

boobs

the most tasty snack that i enjoy please give me some i am very sad and lonely you baby cry
rub you penis on my boobs pls UGHHHHHH *nuts intensly*
by devanmello March 15, 2023
mugGet the boobsmug.

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