cunt bag

The female condom.

Before having sex, Julie inserted her cunt bag.

by Aunteater January 8, 2004

Tea Bagging

1. When an unsuspecting victim passes out and his "friend" dips his naked balls on the victim's forehead and/or mouth.

2. When a right-wing News Network creates an unsuccessful astroturf "movement" in which less than .01% of the population participates/cares.

3. When you and your friends receive a new tax CUT but go out in public and complain about a Tax INCREASE and wonder why nobody is listening and everybody is laughing.

Hey Cletus, did you hear that communist Obama is CUTTING our taxes?! How DARE he put his hands in my wallet and try to TAKE my money. I think we better listen to Fox&Friends and go to that tax day Dick Army Tea Bagging!

by teabagging April 18, 2009

jew bag

an insult sometimes meant for sum1 of the jewish faith but also used to insult other people

guy1: dude ur a homo

guy2: shut up jewbag

by monte08 September 19, 2005

ass-bag

Originated at Kennedy Middle School in Florida. It is a generic insult, used to replace the already common, "asshole", and "bastard". Basically, someone who is just a bag of ass-ness.
Also can be considered a mixture of "asshole" and "dousche bag"

Get the hell away from me, you ass-bag!

by Kr3nz April 30, 2004

tea bags

Enlarged testicles that hang low in one's nutsack

His tea bags tended to hang low when the weather was hot

by Dan November 19, 2003

t bag

to put a mans ball sack into a girls mouth or to put a mans crotch on another mans head to show dominence.

He got t bagged like a spider monkey!

by Osma the faggot May 24, 2008

triple bag

When you sleep with a girl so ugly, you need a bag for yourself, her, and one to puke in. It's one step further than a double bag.

She was so ugly I had to triple bag it

by Joe April 5, 2004