Asshole

Nasty

You’re a nasty asshole

by anonymous December 30, 2021

Asshole Couple

Couples who show how mutch they care by being as rude and dickish as possible to one another. They dont break up like normal Couples because the constant bickering is a joke and it shows how confident they are in the relationship and in each other.

Why are they dateing? They act like they hate each other!

They dont hate each other they are just an Asshole Couple

by Knert August 9, 2016

Asshole Edge

when you can change from a nice person to a complete asshole when needed , asshole edge

that bitch has some asshole edge !!!!

by the guy with asshole edge October 10, 2012

The Loose Asshole Approach

A certain type of approach too making music where you just place notes all around until it sounds on-key, without learning what keys are and how too use them.
basically smashing your head against the wall until it sounds good.

"I'm not very good at music yet, I still use the loose asshole approach."

by Cari Smant September 27, 2023

Asshole

Savannah

Savannah is a asshole

by Savvvvvvv March 28, 2020

fish asshole

when you take a fish from a pond and lick it’s asshole clean

i love eating fish asshole, she said. it’s a great pastime.

by ilovefishasshole April 23, 2018

Asshole Widening

Retail slang: When you are at work (especially at a cashier position) and you get fucked (your asshole widened) by customer after customer, with no end in sight. This usually happens all at once because every customer needs to leave at the same fucking time I guess. It is not uncommon for dipshit customers to heckle you because they don’t have the intellect to understand that it being busy is not your fault.

Usually caused by short staffing or a bunch of uptight boomers coming in after church on Sunday morning.

1.
Me: Work tomorrow is going to be THE worst.

Friend: Why is that?

Me: Tomorrow is Superbowl Sunday, or as its also known as: My annual asshole widening.

2.

Me: I’m going to go to the bathroom real quick. We have been getting our assholes widened for 3 hours straight and I am about to piss my pants Amazon style.

by danasp_42 May 12, 2021