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Laplace’s Angel 

giga virgin gooner thats never touched grass and wears a cum covered bucket on his head
God bro you’re such a laplace’s angel
Laplace’s Angel by lappyboy October 6, 2025
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Reverse Snow Angel

The act of measuring the amount of snow outside by laying face down and using one’s penis for measurement.
Our family Christmas decorations were ruined by dad’s reverse snow angel that he left in the front yard.

I would’ve swore that we had more than 4” of snow but my reverse snow angel said otherwise.

Raped by an angel

The term used to describe the condition "Proctalgia Fugax" where you are awaken, typically in the middle of the night, by an aching pain your anus.
Last night I got raped by an angel.

Omakase Trouble Angel

The prequel to Grand Theft Auto 6
Rick: I can't wait to play Omakase Trouble Angel
Astley: Do you know?

to hot to be an angel 

A phrase used to describe somebody to good looking to be pure, a virgin, or a good girl/guy in any way. Demons are known to be seductive in a beautiful and decisive way. Angels, on the other hand, are pure, elegant, virtuous, and beautiful in a simplistic way.
so basically when saying "Damn he is just to hot to be an Angel," you are saying he is to hot to be good.
"You are simply to hot to be an Angel, babe."
"Sherlock Holmes may be on the side of Angels, but don't think for a second that he is one of them. I mean- he's just to hot to be an Angel!"

The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person The Bay of Pigs Invasion (Jose Angel Castro To Angel Jose Robles's Kindness)...