Dylan

He just has a huge cock. I mean its over whelming how huge his dick is i mean just massive

Charlie: oh hey Dylan I have such a small little chode, what does your s look like
*whips it out*
Charlie:wow it's like the size of my head, that's a big dick

Dylan:I know that's why you mom loves me

by asssaaaaaaaasdddddds January 4, 2018

Dylan Sherwood

A big sad man with little to no will to live or exist on this planet. He is naturally attracted to snakes as they substitute for his shortcomings in a sexual context.

OMG have you seen that Dylan Sherwood of a man, that's just really sad! 🚀🚀🚀

by BigBoyo6969 November 23, 2021

Dylan

A girl who is so pretty and youthful she brings light to your life.

Wow that Dylan girl is definitely a Leo

by Youlebhsuab November 24, 2019

Dylan Bos

Dylan Bos is a sex god with a massive shlong. He is a beast in the bedroom and no one leaves feeling unfulfilled. Getting an invite to his room is like getting free front row seats at a Lakers Game. It will be the highlight of your life.

Even hetero men, muff divers and queens question themselves when a Dylan Bos enters the room with his sweet fragrance and his illuminated smile. They immediately want to take him home to do bad things to him.

The constant sexual objectification can become tiresome for any Dylan Bos. The community need to understand they have feelings too, and are a whole person.

“I’d love to bang the f*ck outta that Dylan Bos and sit on his face”

“Who wouldn’t, but we have to remember he is a whole person with feelings too”

by Thequeenofitall November 12, 2021

Dylan Dimeo

Ugliest man that you will ever meet, doesn’t care about people’s feelings. His dick is the size of a jelly bean but he thinks it’s actually huge

Lily: “did you hook up with Dylan Dimeo last night?”

Avery: “yes his dick is so small🤢”

by AJ AM December 7, 2017

dylan carey

Dylan is the most amazing guy in the world if you are a Dylan you most likely have green eyes and a very large penis. He has a very flawless personality He has a very flawless personality And is sexy as hell

That is Dylan Carey I want to suck him off

by Djdjusis September 6, 2020

Average Dylan

Dylan is a short man much like his temper he is very bi-ishly is a general meanie

Dude did you see average Dylan over there so short

by Morganoooooo May 5, 2022