Jake

The honored one. The one honored in all of Earth, the Heavens above and the void below. A bhodisattva that was and were and would be.

I have attained a state like Jake

by Buggy D Clown November 23, 2021

Jake

A Jake is someone on xbox usually 12-20 who has 3+ Yes men in the party and thinks the n word is dark humor they arent funny at all and when they tell a joke all the yes men in the party laugh for 5 minutes straight thinks he is cool for being edgy and are almost always bad at the game

Tay- Jake call me a nigger then all the yes men laughed like he is funny

Javon- Typical jake

by TayDaBeast July 23, 2020

Jake

Dick is very big and he is very skinny and his abs are very tight just like his but

I Fucked Jake and he made me cum

by Nick has a big dick May 7, 2022

Jake

Jake is an extraordinary guy. Anyone who knows a Jake is bound to have a great time with them. He can be very truthful and feels the need to express themselves in weird ways, but can also be very sensitive and secretive at times. But a Jake most of the time won’t give a F

*person 1*: Jake is a nerdy guy
*person 2*: Nah he’s just being Jake

by Insert•user_0920 June 25, 2018

marcella jake

The best of friends. They play Fortnite together.And they are friends. We hate Jayda. But Jayda
Likes Jake and Jake rejected her🙅🏻 ♀️🙅🏻 ♂️. Marcella hates veggies. NOPE! She is too skinny!! And tries but can’t gain weight. Jake is sexy and makes u wanna take a pic. Marcella likes to draw and we are NOT I TELL U THEY ARE NOT TOGETHER !

Awww Marcella Jake was so cute!

by Jake Marcella September 20, 2018

Jake Paul

stupid, retarded, weird, ugly, dumb.

you act like jake paul

by thooter October 26, 2018

Jake

jake is the name of a boy who will fuck you up. he will lead you on, make everyone think he likes you and bam, go out with another girl. he is incredibly good looking, has the bluest eyes ever, the softest hair, and could make anyone fall in love. he’s shy at first but once you get to know him, he is super talkative and a fun person to be around. someone’s it feels like you won’t get over jake. but you will. it just takes time. even though he made you feel like you were special. jake is a very cut off person and doesn’t share his feelings easily, which is why you thought he liked you. he acted different around you and it hurt like hell when he wouldn’t talk to you for a week... you guys did everything together. you guys always had fun together. you loved him, but he never seemed to feel the same way even though his fucking dad even thought he liked you. even though he wanted you to meet his family and hang out with him every chance you guys got.. he fucked you up and even though it’s been a few months and even though you guys never dated, it still hurts like hell. this isn’t a definition this is just a sob story.

“i think i love jake”

“that’s not a good idea.. he will break your heart”

by depressedhun October 22, 2019