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best human in the world 

when someone is immensely adorable and lovely and cute and modest and beautiful and elegant and divine and exquisite and angelic and loveable and dazzling and funny and kind and just perfect in general and is the sun itself. he or she will always say no when they are called it.
" Ah, Emmie truly is the best human in the world uwu she makes my heart go boom boom " The girl said as she touched her chest and let out a big grin.
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smallest object in the world 

The smallest object in the world is the penis of any man whos name starts with special mentions are Ashley and Alex whose dick are so small they are basically a manjina
Person 1 “Wow i saw it yesterday it really is the smallest object in the world
Person 2 “what u could see it”

dinosaur shaped world is real! 

this is what the earth is shaped like. if you disagreeeee i will do swear word
swearword is not good
i writed this in school
the earth is shaped like a dinosaur
isnt it velociraptor?
shut the fuck up
dinosaur shaped world is real!

around the world 

Twisting the foreskin of your penis all the way around (360 degrees) and sticking it in someone's vagina.
"Dude, she's a freak. She got me to do an around the world while I was giving her backshots.
around the world by slut for farts October 26, 2020

Saving Save The World 

Saving Save The World refers to the act of trying to stop Epic Games from paragoning this particular gamemode
Hey, wanna join the Saving Save the world movement?

If the world had a front porch 

It was where my mama sat on that old swing with her crochet
It was where granddaddy taught me how to cuss and how to pray
It was where we made our own ice cream, those sultry summer nights
Where the bulldog had her puppies, and us brothers had our fights
There were many nights I'd sit right there and look out at the stars
To the sound of a distant whippoorwill or the hum of a passing car
It was where I first got up the nerve to steal me my first kiss
And it was where I learned to play guitar and pray I had the gift
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Purple hulls and pintos, I've shelled more than my share
As lightening bugs and crickets danced in the evening air
And like a beacon that old yellow bulb, it always led me home
Somehow mama always knew just when to leave it on
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then

Go commit Scatman's World

Whenever someone says this you MUST sing Scatman's World by Scatman John. Otherwise the Scatman Secret Police (S.S.P) will take you to Malay Island.
Matt: Go commit Scatman's World.
Jack: *starts scatting*