To quickly check Wikipedia in order to try to win an argument (over the internet usually). Unintelligent people generally do this to make themselves look smarter than what they are.
by Sauce Baus October 25, 2011
Get the Wiki Wankmug. A flashbang wank is when an individual decides to masturbate or engage in sexual intercourse whilst tackling a throbbing headache before the event. The word ‘flashbang’ comes from the sheer brain fuckery that is experienced after ejaculation. The pain is so awful that you don’t even have time to clean up the bodily fluids due to having a strong urge to hold your head against a pillow to calm the pain.
I had a flashbang wank earlier babe, and it was the most unsatisfactory wank i have ever fucking had. However, it wont stop me from flashbang fucking the shit out of you later.
by Cum shoot January 20, 2021
Get the Flashbang wankmug. by jackametii1234 February 22, 2010
Get the Munchkin wankmug. by mmmmmmmmmmmdmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmd December 8, 2024
Get the wankmug. Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
Get the highest wanking officermug. Someone whomst is a Member of the British Conservative party who wants everyone to pledge allegiance to the flag of the UK.
by Oure April 21, 2021
Get the Flag Wankingmug. A solo ritual done by horny males, usually hormonal teenagers where you endlessly assault your meat until it shoots cream ten feet into the air
by milesangel36 January 4, 2022
Get the Wankmug.