walk a pole

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on

Walk a pole

To piss with a hard on.

I love sleeping at my girlfriend’s, but I had to “walk a pole” twice in a dark room. The pocket snake almost almost remodeled her bedroom!

by Elmo smoot April 18, 2018

Boon Walking

Moon walking next to a lake, particularly like a gangster

Hey John, stop Boon walking! We need to go swimming in the lake at 9

by anonymous January 5, 2023

walking chug jug

someone who is very wide or consumes a lot of mass

tyler is a walking chug jug, he is so damn big

by chocolatedunk September 7, 2022

mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue

A phrase used to describe someone who's barely holding it together, but still managing to show up to life—often with chaotic vibes, questionable decisions, and a diet that can’t include bread.

they claimed to be a mental issue, a walking talking semi functional mental issue.

by alw259 May 6, 2025

shit walk

When a person is walking and taking a shit at the same time, preferably without clothes on. The result is a silly walk while doing it.

Take the camera and record me while I do this awesome shit walk.

by Toggi October 13, 2008

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapezoid Triangle Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapezoid Triangle Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

My Shoulder Blades Looks Like A Trapezoid Triangle Based Yo-Yo Trick Called "Walking The Dog Near Shitu Central

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Gentleman's walk

When a gentleman or sir takes a walk to let one rip out of courtesy to spare others from the rotten stench.

I've got a stinker on board love, just takin' a gentleman's walk...back soon

by BlaineTudor August 18, 2019