Twat

Niel Spence Is a wind up merchant which makes him a twat

Niel stop been a twat

by Trev123or October 11, 2021

Twat trapping

When dumb bitches friends intentional hit on you to trap you, and send that message to your ex. Its like the girl code.

A: Oooo lala this girl totally is wanting it.
B: I don't know bro, look at how she is setting up that trap!
A:What trap.
B: The twat trapping, its deadly.

by DirtyDutchmanBVD February 25, 2011

twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Twat Waffle

A mindless worth of shit douche bag; A talentless piece of shit

Justin Bieber is a major Twat Waffle

by CaptainChronic September 20, 2015

twat

someone who’s a big dodgy pedo

oi kieran mate ur a giving twat for eating my jiggas feet

by hairy nipples September 21, 2020

sizzling twat

The most amazing group of women ever assembled. You can find them every summer visiting Palm Springs. Hide your cups, these bitches have been known to break a few. They enjoy sandwiches in hot tubs, dry humping pool noodles and masturbating to the soothing sounds of Michael Bolton.

The sizzling twats are one bad ass group of meat flaps.

by Fluffy Orange Princess April 24, 2018

Chicken Twat

when your a chicken shit and a twat AKA ANNOYING AS HELL

OMFG THAT BITCH IS SUCH A CHICKEN TWAT

by Kxeverett420 August 28, 2019