twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.

For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.

by Ti September 3, 2004

Twat

Niel Spence Is a wind up merchant which makes him a twat

Niel stop been a twat

by Trev123or October 11, 2021

Twat Waffle

A mindless worth of shit douche bag; A talentless piece of shit

Justin Bieber is a major Twat Waffle

by CaptainChronic September 20, 2015

Twat

Chicken little lookin dork who is a complete idiot, and a big pain in the butt, but also kinda lovable at the same time. Also, they really do look like the annoying kid from polar express tho.

Derick is such a twat.

by Therealbeanboy October 9, 2019

twat fuckery

Something you say when a twat is talking shit.

Guy 1: "Donald Trump would be an awesome president!"
Guy 2: "What kind of twat fuckery are you talking about!?"

by Stefano Alejandro Ramirez III July 10, 2016

twat muffle

A British slang term for a tampon.

Oi, Carol do you have any twat muffles I forgot mine.

by Kilian Silverbrand August 28, 2021

Twat knot

A person on the clock, getting paid, but, doing everything in their power to accomplish no work whatsoever, but, thinks they are important.. Knows that no one likes them because of their work ethic..

The twat knot will not be in work the rest of the week, because, he is not blind, but, can hear everyone talking about him..

by Just4fun68 July 24, 2020