Crack House Friend

An intimately close kind of friend, not that you would smoke crack with, but that you could call and say "I'm in a crack house, and I'm scared for my life.", who would then do everything in their power to get you help or help you themselves.

Person 1: Hey, who's your best friend?

Person 2: I don't have best friends, I have Crack House Friends.

Person 1: Dag, yo.

by PsychoactiveEyes June 10, 2023

White House Crawford

When you put cocaine in a strippers butt hole and have her fart in your face, then you sniff it out of the air… You may get pink eye #dubup.net

I went to the syrup club lastnight and ordered a “White House Crawford”… Now I have pink eye.

by DonChicharron October 9, 2023

Trump as House Speaker

When some morally bankrupt ultra-MAGA lawmakers are entertaining the idea to nominate their ex-Commander in Cheat as the next House Speaker (who doesn’t have to be an elected member of Congress) as days-long bitching, backstabbing, and infighting continue to plague the polarized GOP.

As his politically inept and serially corrupt yes-men and women can’t see eye to eye with the moderates, the Pinocchio-in-Chief is relishing at their far-fetched or idiotic proposal of “Trump as House Speaker.”

by Fasters October 21, 2023

Egg Kevin’s house

A good roblox game where your choices matter, recommended

Person 1: have you played Egg Kevin’s house on roblox?

Person 2: yes! It’s such a good game!

by StrawberryPerson September 30, 2023

Kids hype house

The kids hype house is are a group of kids who do dance trends on tiktok they each have a person ,which is from the hype house, to represent

Hey kids hype house can you do some dance trends

by Kids.hype._.house January 13, 2020

White House Dinner

A white House Dinner is when you order fast food from more than 1 restaurant and prepare it on classy dinnerware.

Bruh i'm having a White House Dinner tonight, if you plan to attend please stop at McDonald's and get fish sandwiches. I already got the fried chicken from KFC.

by BigTimeYopi May 21, 2020

House of Ill Repute

A demented group of moms that form one of CafeMom's darker subculture privately ran groups.

"What the hell is this twisted crap doing on a parenting site??" "Oh lol, you found the House of Ill Repute huh"

by KimikoSunrise October 14, 2020