nut bus

The short bus that brings the retards to school.

Hey Billy! Lets throw these spoiled cups of tarter sauce at the nut bus!
Yea! Sounds like fun!

by Baby Gorilla May 30, 2006

Fruity Nuts

Fruity Nuts: A person who is such a fag that he outshines even the most gay of the gay in attitude and actions. Fruity nutz likes the cock so bad that his burn-a-bility is a factor so large it could eclipse the sun and threaten us all with a doomed existence consisting of a torture beyond words. The closest thing to a woman, yet still remaining 99% man, that Fruity-Nuts would actualy go for is Beaver.

C: "Fagmo!"

L: "Damnit, Fruity Nuts, go suck a cock."

D: "QUEER!"

G: "Fruity Nuts is probably off jerking himself to Gamash."

by Spoon Ninja August 23, 2005

Nut cracker

A girl that makes you cum quickly during sexual inter course.

It's hard to please that girl , she's a nut cracker.

by Isaiahisaplaya January 15, 2016

Fucker nuts

A fucking dumb asshole who needs to grow a pair of nuts.

what a fucker nuts!

by fuckernuts85 November 5, 2008

Chowder Nuts

The action of dipping one's nuts into any type of chowder (corn chowder, seafood chowder, etc..) and then getting a companion to lick the chowder off.

Dude, I got the greatest chowder nuts last night by Johnny's mom - there's barely any more chowder on my balls!

by chowderusnuttius May 16, 2008

nibble nuts

A person who repeatidly nibbles on nuts.

You can go nibble nuts you cockface!

by The.One July 2, 2005

bum nuts

1) shit stuck to your arse hairs.
also called. cling-ons, tag knots, clinkers, dangle berries, arse spiders, winnits etc.

2) an insult commonly used towards those who cant do their job properly.

1) colin: bugger me my arse is itchin'
dave: ur bum nuts playin up again?
colin: yeah, i'll pick 'em out wi' chippin hammer!

2) oi bum nuts u fucked it up again u usless twat!

by buzz December 22, 2003